KILL A TREE

From: Ali Katz
to the tune of “Jingle Bells”:

Dashing to the mall in a fleet of rented trucks,
a million hairless apes are out to spend some plastic bucks.
It’s Christmas time again — or maybe World War Three —
and to keep their spirits happy now, they’ve got to kill a tree.

Oh, kill a tree, kill a tree, kill a tree for Christ.
(Jolly Old Saint Nicholas, accept this sacrifice.)
Kill a tree, kill a tree, kill a tree for Christ,
not sure what we’re doing, but it seems to work out nice.